My neighbor complained that I smoke too much today! The guy is a Sony “Producer” I heard, from the office staff who came over to rant and rave about his complaint. The complaint began after two months of listening to the female in the apartment walk back and forth, all day, everyday in high heels on a hardwood floor. I imagined her watching herself in a mirror or something, a fetish. What other reason would a woman leave her high heels on ALL DAY and walk back and forth. Really?
I read somewhere that the sound of women walking in high heels was studied in malls and that people bought more when the clickety-clack sound was the loudest…funny. It must come from childhood and teachers or something, or maybe just the nervousness of the sound of a horse walking in the indoors…who knows.
The office told me to open my windows if I wanted to smoke. Not only is it the dead of winter, rent at this apartment is $1400.00 a month and the electric bill this past month was $440.00…sure, I’ll open the windows!